1. bruhcardi:

    when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

    (via terrified-rebel)

     


  2. plasticbagvevo:

    ketchupday:

    plasticbagvevo:

    never microwave a caprisun

    what did you do

    i microwaved a caprisun

    (via kianlawley)

     

  3. (Source: hi, via guy)

     


    1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    2. Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    3. Me: Couldn't find it at first
    4. Me: But now I'm here
     

  4. fagoverboard666:

    babyminaj:

    i love this so much

    i have this printed out on my wall

    (Source: youtubenutcase, via dontbesadlove)

     


  5. raidioactive:

    *texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

    (via guy)

     


  6. cornchipz:

    daleksunshine:

    danfreakindavis:

    when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

    image

    You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

    oh my god you can

    (via tyleroakley)

     

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