1. frozenteen:

    Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

    (via kianlawley)

     

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  3. did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

    (Source: exhaledoom, via guy)

     


  4. fuckoffcats:

    there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

    (Source: strocka, via guy)

     


  5. relahvant:

    *puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

    (via guy)

     


  6. pixyled:

    and-down-we-go:

    My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

    but she hit send when all it said was

    Hi Jeffrey,
          I am afraid

    THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

    (via guy)

     


  7. overblood:

    long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

    (Source: flapwagon, via guy)

     

  8. (Source: dadbang, via bluestarfloret)

     

  9. (Source: lolerzz, via mark-mclovin)

     

  10. (Source: edings, via mark-mclovin)